denmarkluceriaga:

i got some vegan diet coke to drink with my vegan rodeo cheeseburer and vegan fries. maybe i’ll have a vegan reeses peanut butter cup for dessert. next time i go to the grocery store, i should pick up some vegan cheez-its and vegan cereal and vegan milk. i heard this place in chinatown sells vegan monkey meat. i bet it’d make a great topping for vegan pizza. i met this girl the other day, and she’s vegan too. but i gave her my dong anyways.